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too tight pants worn by men
He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.
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The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!
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The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.
Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
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A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.
Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!
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when somebody squishes your nuts so hard they just pop
Jenna did nutcracker to Alex, he is now suffering for rest of his life
When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker
Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?
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to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double
if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker
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