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A makeshift dildo created by shitting in a condom, then freezing it.
"I didn't have any cucumbers left, so i just made a Siberian pizza roll."
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Pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that's healthy. It is so named because it's what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they're with that they're healthy and they should not be so fat.
(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
I'll have two slices of the pesto and spinach pizza.
Ok, 2 pieces of fat chick pizza it is.
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Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!
Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude
Jon: Stfu
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A licorice Pizza is a person's arse hole
I dont mind licking the licorice pizza as long as I dont dig my tongue right into the sphinkter
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(noun)- when the area around the crotch is shaped like a triangle; the crotch region resembles a pizza.
Hey Steed, did you see Miranda's pizza crotch?
Pizza crotch is the new camel toe.
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When someone quits the office, and the staff throws a pizza party for everyone in their honor. However, you have to pay $5 for crappy greasy cheese pizza, and everyone grabs as much pizza as quick as possible in order to make it worth their $5.
Andrew: "Sarah, are you going to pay $5 for that pizza lunch today? Gross. I'm just really not in the mood for bulk pizza eating"
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When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.
Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!
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