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sad-happy tears

Sad-Happy tears. These are the tears you shed that makes you look like you are crying but you really are overjoyed.

Over emotional Eric shed sad-happy tears when his wife arrived back from a long voyage to the grocery store.

by nvrminds August 13, 2015

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Happy Birthday Nicholas

The best meme account ever. Very relatable. Loves Dan and Phil , Emos , Death Note, and so much more.

Happy birthday Nicholas: A meme account that is underrated. If you see this hbdn, know that amb and gab love the memes.

by Gabweiss June 24, 2021


I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 20, 2021


Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016


Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2015


Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 18, 2009

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happy fucking birthday

When happy birthday isn't enoug

Happy fucking birthday lobster!

by Captn ramrod September 15, 2013

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