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When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.
Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.
Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)
The best meme account ever. Very relatable. Loves Dan and Phil , Emos , Death Note, and so much more.
Happy birthday Nicholas: A meme account that is underrated. If you see this hbdn, know that amb and gab love the memes.
Happy Halloween Kyle is the act of carving a poop emoji into a pumpkin, then defecating into the pumpkin, adding some candy corn and a candle, then leaving it on someone's porch just before Halloween. The carving and candy corn accents allows for more exciting social media images of this heinous Halloween prank. Experience pumpkin carvers may carve the image of a pooping human into the pumpkin to make the real poop appear as if left by the character in the carving. Not only will this psychologically scar the owner of the porch it is left on, but it also shares a goal with the Poopie Pumpkin of surprising and horrifying any unsuspecting pumpkin smashers. The Happy Halloween Kyle is similar to the Crap-o-lantern but is a heinous escallation. This horrible Halloween prank was originally described in a book called Pooping In Places.
That really nice house at the end of the street gave out raisins for Halloween last year, so this year I left them a big Happy Halloween Kyle!
Sad-Happy tears. These are the tears you shed that makes you look like you are crying but you really are overjoyed.
Over emotional Eric shed sad-happy tears when his wife arrived back from a long voyage to the grocery store.
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One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
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When happy birthday isn't enoug
Happy fucking birthday lobster!
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