twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

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twat

A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

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TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

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twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

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Twat.

A person that uses the social messaging site Twitter.

Lance Armstrong can't help being a twat.
My friend bought an Iphone - now he's a twat.
No-one cares about anything I say - I'm a sad twat.
Stop being a twat it's your shot.

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twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

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Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

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