Cream Slurry

The sour discharge that weeps from a woman’s flange consisting of man porridge after a prolonged bareback gangbang session combined with curdled yogurt and canesten from years of incubating a severe yeast infection

My mate likes nothing better than chamming cream slurry from a two bit hookers slot after she has been serviced by a shed load of tramps in a pissed soaked ally way. ( that is so wrong init. )

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Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

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Milfy Cream

The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush.

What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood?

No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.

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Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

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Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

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cream soda

nectar of the gods. a sweet, creamy, vanilla flavored soda that goes well with cheese cake or by itself.

try this 'caribbean cream soda' stuff. it's like drinking God.

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Cream Fraiche

Randy Marsh's main ingredient in everything until sharron wanks him off.

OMG WHERE DID I LEAVE THE CREAM FRAICHE!!!
mmmm, cream fraaaaaiiiiiche

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