twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

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Twats

A term you call your "twitter" friends.

"I think I might be crazy, what do you think twats?" - (typed on twitter.)

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Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

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Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.

"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."

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Twat

A boring or uninteresting tweet on Twitter.

marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter

(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.

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twatted

a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.

Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.

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Twat

David Cameron

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!

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