Spain

You usualy remember Spain when you talk about Portugal. It's the country that is attached to Portugal, but it wasn't meant to be it's just there by error.

- I went to Portugal, It was so great!!
- WOW! I wish! but did you visit Spain
- What?
- Spain, The big thing next to Portugal i think..
- Oh.. I heard about it. No I didn't it was just not meant to be.

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Spain

Spain, 3rd world country next to 1st world country Portugal. Spain is usually cofused with other countries.

- Do you know Spain?
- Erm.. Tacos?
- No, Tacos are from Mexico.
- Oh, so I don't..
- Haa forget it!

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Spain

Spain is the best place in the world.
The music is fantastic, the people are wonderful, the food is delicious, the beaches are beautiful, etc. and NO Spain is not in South America, it is in a beautiful continent called Europe, are we the ass of Europe? Yes, do we care? no.
Spain is a wonderful place that is worth visiting, the Spanish ppl have survived the Franco era very well and we have managed to return to normality very quickly.
Good things:
Beer is cheap and good
People are very easygoing
The beaches are incredible
The historic centers are beautiful
The food is delicious
Bad things:
THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN SPAIN

guy 1: spain is terrible
guy 2 (he's spanish): shoots himself

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Spain

The BEST country un the world. The BEST food un the world. Bull fighting is an amazing art which is performed there. The economy is recovering from the economical crisis caused by the PSOE, the Spanish socialist party, not because of the Spanish dictator because the only thing he did was raise the economy. The oficial language is "Castellano" instead of "Español". It is in Europe and they dont eat tacos. The partys are mad and the alcohol is VERY cheap

+ Here un Spain we speak castellano no Español
- Nice, do u like tacos?
+ We r not México

- i swear u r
+ Plz kill me

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Spain

Spain is a country located in Europe. They fuckin make the best paella and is full of Garcia’s, Lopez’s, Manrique’s, De La Cruz’s, etc. They also have a wide cultural country, from raping bulls to a big black dude selling yeezys for 5$ next to the beach. They love chorizo pecante and vino blanca con qeso y joman berico. The best place in Spain is the Vasc Country, where you can relax on the beach, have a nice dinner outdoors, or get shot in the stomach by a guy wearing a mask and screaming something like “demense todo su dinero me enojo tango un arma soi de ETA”. Everyone in Spain has fat dicks and will probably not even fit through top he door.

Person 1: I went to Spain last week
Person 2: Is that the country where they invented sausages?
Person 1: *Hangs Himself*

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Spain

The greatest county in the world, having (contrary to popular belief) the best wine, the best cheese, the best olive oil, the best food in general, and has the nicest people, the richest culture, and once had the biggest, strongest and most influential empire in the Earth.

However, due to British hate and jealousy, the whole world allied against the Spanish, but Spain was still able to hold them, until a horrible revolution and a stupid leader both happened at the same time, and eventually destroyed the Empire.

Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish Empire did neither make slaves, or cruelly kill south Americans, but rather made them Christians and Spanish citizens, therefore making them just like any other person in Spain, with the same rights.

After lots of history, Spain has remained a world power, with traditions such as the beautiful bull-fighting

Spain also had the biggest empire, so big the British were for a long time jealous. They dominated all of America, lots of Africa, Asia, and also discovered Australia (called Australia because at the time the Austrian king line ruled). They were the first to go around the world, and also the first to celebrate Thanksgiving (not the British!).

They produce the best Wine, the best cheese, and the best olive oil, even better than French, British or Italian products.

They also invented the guitar, andhave written awesome popular songs, famous around the world, like the recent "Sofia", quite famous in Italy.

Guy¹: Hey, have you ever been to Spain?
Guy²: Yeah it's the best country ever!!

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Spain

1. The country with the most national parties and holiday days at year.
2. They have official competitions of siesta.

3. The best food in Europe and probably in the world and very cheap.
4. Beautiful ladies.
5. The cheaper weed of the first world.
6. The cheaper alcohol too.
7. It’s too hot, but there are a lot of incredible beaches.
8. The second country with higher average life (84 years)
9. The country that consumes more cocaine in Europe.
10. Flamenco rules
11. Gypsies everywhere, they can be your best friends or your worst enemies, choose carefully.
12. U can buy alcohol and cigarretes legally at 18, but the liquor stores do not give a fuck and the sell to everybody.
13. Ibiza
14. We are sorry for reggaeton and bullfighting.
15. Every province has a different accent or language, very funny.
16. Please if u go to Spain, DONT visit Murcia.

“I went to Spain this summer and it was amazing bro”

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