Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

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Erotic food-acquisition

Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.

Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.

There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.

one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."

The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."

Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

acquisitionitis

the disease of desiring to acquire.

Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.

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Resource Acquisition Reinforcement Learning

Resource Acquisition Reinforcement Learning (RARL): Is a type of machine learning where an artificial intelligence (AI) is trained to obtain a specific resource, such as fuel or other necessary materials, through a process of trial and error. The AI uses reinforcement learning algorithms to determine which actions lead to the acquisition of the resource and adjusts its behaviour accordingly. This process involves learning from past experiences and gradually refining the AI's understanding of what actions are most likely to result in the acquisition of the resource, leading to more efficient and effective resource acquisition over time. The ultimate goal of resource acquisition reinforcement learning is to create an AI that can efficiently and effectively acquire resources in real-world environments.

The robot was programmed with a resource acquisition reinforcement learning algorithm to help it quickly and efficiently acquire the necessary materials.

Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder

I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.