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When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.
Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.
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Abbreviation for Hello old friend
I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "
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Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
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To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.
I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing
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A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
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The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself
"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"
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