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When a girl uses her boobs to make you fall for her trap
The moment she showed me her boobs I knew this was gonna be a booby trap that I could not escape
The lesbian was caught in a booby trap, an intellectual asexual never would've fallen for it.
When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”
(noun): a situation where so much of a household's income goes to rent that they have to struggle to save enough to buy a home
They have to get out of the rent trap- they’ll never have an opportunity to buy real estate let alone have enough for a rainy day fund
When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.
Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."