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1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.
2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.
3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.
1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.
2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.
3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?
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1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
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1. The act of being accosted by a twat.
2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!
2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
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Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.
Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi
User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
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Technical Woman's Alert Team.
Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.
The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.
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an utter and complete bitch.
She is such a twat; she calls everyone names.
Tell that twat to shut her trap.
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a vagina, or a useless piece of shit
get the fuck up you useless twat
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