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chicken crust

when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust

“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”

ay you’re on some different shit blud

by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019


air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 6, 2013


Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 9, 2019


tip to crust

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.

When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.

by tiptocrust May 19, 2016


Pie crust

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019


crust curtains

crust curtains:

when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.

"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna

by mohsus October 15, 2014


shizam crust

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

by shizniz September 27, 2014