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one sock that has so much jizz in it that it has hardend into an uncomftorable sock.
fuck me! this sock that i wore turned into a hard sock!
Y?
Cause i jizz in it sooo much!
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1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
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Paper money kept inside a person's sock while they wear it, usually because they either have no pockets to hold it, or it is kept hidden to prevent loss from robbery or theft. The downside is the paper becomes damp with the person's sweat, usually resulting in the money having a bad odor when presented to purchase something.
The cashier refused to accept Bob's sock money because she could smell it from three feet away.
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A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.
"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!
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an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.
Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!
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sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation
I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...
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