santorum salad

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

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Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

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boob salad

D-plus size fun bags squished into a suffocatingly tight underwire-supported rig. Often jeered at by immature adolescents and grown men stuck in Freud's oral phase.

yeeeaaa boob salad! look at it

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Potato Salad

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river

1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn

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vancouver salad

Pot. Grass. Ganja. Weed. Hemp. Short bus biofuel. Dank. Green. Bud. Marry Jane. Call it what you like, it's another name for Marijuana.

"What are you eating?"
"Vancouver Salad"
"YOU'RE EATING POT!?!?!?"

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noob salad

A counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad.net server.

I talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death.

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salad tosser

The art of eating ass.

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!

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