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The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.
Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.
Standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open
You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"
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The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.
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The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
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Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.
"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"
"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"
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A person who presents themselves as Christian, but uses their religion as an excuse to vomit up bile and hate towards people of other races, genders, orientations, and beliefs, much unlike what Jesus would have done.
"For someone who claims to have read the Bible, Karen's desire to bring back slavery is very concerning."
"Well, that's because she's a performative Christian, putting on a show to appeal to her fellow bigots."
Pro Audio recording software for Mac. Used by douche bags and pretentious assholes who enjoy the smell of their own farts. DP users think they are better than you simply because they use DP instead of Pro Tools, Logic, etc.
What? You use Pro Tools? Digital Performer is the best software out there, I can't believe you're not using it. By the way, have I told you how good my farts smell?
What do you get when you mix vinegar and water in a bag? A Digital Performer user!
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