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Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.
All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.
The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.
After the Vanity Mirror incident, Stacey could tell Bruce was only in love with himself.
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Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.
Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"
A wall covered with someone’s academic achievements and awards, photos of their posing with some VIPs or ministers, including art paintings and frames of rare stamps and coins.
Guesstimate what percentage of the world’s population in the developed world have a vanity wall at home to impress their relatives, friends, and visitors.
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To search one's own name on an Internet search engine such as Google, Yahoo, etc.
I cannot believe my pr0n pictures come up first everytime I do a vanity search.
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These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
{on the phone}
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
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A pet project started by a filmmaker to satisfy their massive ego. One can usually tell because they'll take two or more of the roles of producing, directing, writing, and/or acting. If they're playing the protagonist, expect a "Jesus by a different name" vibe (compare Mary Sue). Most vanity films revolve around a blunt political message. While total nobodies are capable of and expected to create vanity films, the term is generally reserved for established celebrities throwing caution to the winds.
Some infamous vanity films include Battlefield Earth by John Travolta, The Postman by Kevin Costner, The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, and The Room by Tommy Wiseau.
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