Home Depot

The Mexican Employment Agency

Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"

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tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.

Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.

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Home Depot

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

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Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

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Home Depot

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

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home-depot

(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

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Home Depot

A place (club, bar, etc.) full of tools.

There were so many douchebag tools coming out of the club... frickin' Home Depot tonight.

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