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Streetlight manifesto.. one of thee best most amazingly awesomee ska bands ever!!! known to man kind!! a mixture of reggae and rock.. and just everything dudee! amazing brass! and Bari and Tenor and Alto saxaphones..
dude seriosuly? wow.. go jump off a bridgee!, how do you not know who streetlight manifesto is?
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The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.
fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda
the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country
cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
When a guy feels rejected by the female race and starts killing females until he is killed himself.
Girl 1:I'm staying away from that Michael. I think he might just be a manifesto boy
Girl2:I know I think he's a woman hater
Girl 1: we'll he calls me up crying how I don't appreciate him and calls me a worthless whore
Girl2: ya he's a weirdo
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The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit
Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto
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(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.
Manifesto presto is a saying that would be used after you manifest a affirmation or after you manifest something you desire or spoke of or even thought of.
If you create a affirmation board and focus intently, you potentially can Manifesto Presto one of your affirmations
When something you were thinking about just ends up happening
An almost instantaneous Manifest of a intention
being religious do you have your own system of everything
I put Karl Marx's famous Communist Manifesto in the religious section
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