similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.
This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.
This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's
Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are
1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.
2: yup it is, but its my ex.
1: so? arent u gonna answer it?
2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.
2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.
1: good call, take my phone for me bro.
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something that becomes really, really shitty over time
Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!
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The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.
Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"
"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"
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When you or your partner have an all around sunburn, then you have sex. It is intended for people who REALLY want it hardcore.
Hey Glenda, I have a massive sunburn, wanna give me a Russian Sun Dial?
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An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.
Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.
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When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (
Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.
Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.
Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service
I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up