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Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.
President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.
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Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
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A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.
Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.
"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"
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A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”
A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.
I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!
A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark
Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.
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