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Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third is a very smart and innovative individual who is very handsome, with his moustache, his very beautiful dark purple hair and his orange sci-fi glasses. He has created a lot of hit games such as: "Joe's (Totally Legal) Flight Simulator", "Joe's Tower Defense" and "Joe's Driving Simulator".
Jones: "Man i love Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third's games! They're amazing!
Bob: "Yea, my favorite one is the flight simulator!"
The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.
The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.
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Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"
DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.
The group is based in the United States of America.
Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.
Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
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1:"Hattest du diesen Monat schon eine Fehlgeburt von Herr Tamme?"
2:"Ja, zum ersten mal!"
A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive
Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.
He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!