When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".
The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone
guy: spirit phone
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Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.
See also: People Drafting
"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"
"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."
A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.
Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.
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Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE
Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
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also known as "phreaker". this individual is an explorer of the inner workings of the public telephone network.
1. Cuebiz is a phone phreak.
2. Kandy Acid is a phone phreak.
3. Subex is a phone phreak.
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