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When your genitals are glistening with the pre-cum do to excessive physical contact with the other sex.
Like when you are out on the club with a bitch and she wants nothing but the cock, your cock is getting your shine on.
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A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.
The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.
The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"
bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
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To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.
"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."
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Self harm, usually with a razor.
I shined my wrists yesterday, sorry
You should stop shining your wrists
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Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).
I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!
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When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish
Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”
Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”
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Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin
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