The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
when a woman has pube like hairs on her breasts, like a hairy chest on a lady.
i got ready to go out, had a bath and shaved my boob pubes all off.
When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.
A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.
Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!
When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.
"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"
A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.
Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!
Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.