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Superman (kal'el) is the flagship hero in the DCu. He is the unofficial leader of the JLA. He was born on the planet Kyrpton in its dying moments but was rescued by his parents and sent to earth where he was adopted and raised by Johnathan and Martha Kent. He took the name Clark Kent. In the DCu Superman is among the strongest, because the radiation of the yellow sun of the earth reacted with that of the red sun of krypton granting him invunirability to everything except Kryptonite, a material found only on Krypton. There is only one hero who can defeat Superman, in case he ever goes mad, and that is Batman, who keeps ample suplies of Krypontie in the Batcave.
Look, in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMAN!
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When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release
I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.
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When a man ejaculates over the sholder blades of his sexual partner, then quickly places the linen sheet over the sholder blades on his cum, goal is that the linen sheet sticks on the sholders. Now when the sexual partner gets up, he/she has a superman cape. JUST AMAZING AND MAGICAL :)
Omg, Daniel supermaned Caroline last night. She still has her cape on. :)
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(Smoking habbit) The act of taking a bit drag out of a joint ,holding the smoke in your lungs and passing it on only to release the smoke out when the joint comes back to you. (Everyone has to do it, gets harder as the group grows.)
*There are also "easier" challanges which are similar:
-WondeWoman : taking two drags and then pass.
-Robin: (the gay option) taking three drags and then pass.
-Yo guys, I've only got one joint so lets make it a Superman
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When your drunk and jump off a ledge with the belief you can fly
Matt was drunk and supermanned off the porch thinking he was fgonna fly
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The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants.
You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me!
(Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi!)
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A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.
Really Superman?! A green rock?!
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