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UVA - Uppity Virgin Asylum (none of you are ever getting laid unless its by accident)
A school full of cookie-cut preps who are taught by teachers that somehow they'll all rule the world. The majority of white males there are issued clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch along with penis enlargers and a How-To book on fitting in, while all other races there try to emulate them. Fraternities consist of burnt out alcoholics trying to have sex with ugly girls, all the time touting their future as rich economists who will ultimately come to embrace the idea of suicide when they realize money can't buy friends and families. Most of all, as the other definition entries attest to, UVA students spend the rest of their lives trying to validate their pitiful snotty existences by downing the other well-known Virginia schools that actually have students with intelligence, personalities, and humility.
(Please note: Asian prep males at UVA are the most pathetic people on earth. Please let them know that expensive clothes and cars do NOT make you better in bed, nor do they increase penis size. You are JOKES.)
Just look around for the people with their noses in the air. No worries, they'll develop back problems later in life.
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1. a college that was founded by thomas jefferson
2. a college which prides itself on the fact that they can become, but somehow fail to recognize the fact that half the people who designed their hospitals went to Tech. Go figure.
3. An pedantic and asshole-ish institution that actually blows at football, and doesn't go to many bowl games, unlike the Tech squad which will be going to its 14th straight bowl appearance at the end of the season.
"UVa was founded by Thomas Jefferson. You know, the guy who said their shouldn't be a constitution because he was an antifederalist and firmly supported the drafting of the articles of confederation. Yeah that lame-ass"
"The UVa grad insulted Tech, calling it a "Cow College" as he walked into the multimillion dollar hospital designed by a Tech grad."
"I would never go to UVa."
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Usually Violated Anally...and loving it
Pink popped collars, gay sweaters, and ties are examples of UVA guys
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Arrogant, self-righteous assholes who use their daddy’s money to do whatever they please.
Worshipers of Thomas Jefferson, their student population goes as follows:
90% of students in Yacht club
85% White, an occasional asian or two rounds out the rest.
75% of students won’t talk to anyone from another university in Virginia.
100% scared of UMBC.
Name two things more worsesome than the government being shutdown?
California Wildfires and The Univeristy Of Virginia (UVA)
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The third best school in Virginia, behind Virginia Tech and The College of William and Mary. If your grandparents did not attend, and you are not of an ethnic minority chances are unless you give amazing head,or can pay for an admissions letter, chances are you will not get in. Thomas Jefferson didnt even attend you hell hole, and he really isnt your friend (NO MATTER WHAT FACEBOOK SAYS). When you down another school it proves how lame you are...don't be mad that your football team sucks. We love when you wear dresses and high heels because when your dumb drunk asses go falling down on grounds...we laugh our ASSES off. Oh and PS...your girls arent as cute as those Virginia Tech girls. The Lawnies...piss on each other and out of windows...and you call us Hillbillies? (And they are your honor students...cream of what crop?) I am sorry to offend you but lets be honest...Virginia Tech is the one and ONLY number one research university in the state of virginia...that means (if you can handle the math, and you cant pay a calculator) you are not that school. So excuse us while we go to our game and watch our team win in a sweatshirt and jeans...oh yeah and we are still hotter than you :)
Kid 1: Where do you go to school
Kid 2: I am the biggest fucking loser on the planet, I had to go to UVA or my dad said he would rape me, and take away my sweet polo collection
How many UVAers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the cell phone and the other to cry to daddy asking how to fix it.
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A public school, enough said. Where wannabe elites go that cant get into a true institution. far to hard to get into for a public school. A haven for fake preps and people who believe that they are better than just because they go to UVA. For a true education go to a private school, they dont have to put up with affirmative action bullshit and they quality of education is better. I went to UVA for 2 years so im not a hater just because i couldnt get in.
If you think your classy and smart come to UVA, but any good private school will crap in your face.
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The most prestigious University in Virginia. Recruits top students from not only across the nation, but also around the world. The girls are ridiculously sexy and have unlimited access to their daddy's credit cards. The boys are all southern gentlemen who went to prep schools and will inherit absurd amounts of money on top of their 7-8 digit incomes...right out of college. Jeans should not be worn unless they are over $200, handbags must be at least $500; don't try the fakes because everyone at this university is cultured enough to know the difference. Girls deck themselves in diamonds and pearls; guys in Gucci loafers and Vineyard Vines ties. Frats and srats are amazing and definitely a sign of status. UVA students love drinking, hooking up, strutting down the Corner, laying out on the Quad, and staying incredibly good looking and fit. The most amazing school EVER!
(walking through grounds): I'm a second year at the University of Virginia.
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
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