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Hold on Mama Owlโฆ๐ฒ๐ถ ๐น๐ช๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ถ๐ ๐น๐ฎ๐ท๐ช๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโฆ
Wait Mama Owl. Itโs alrightโฆ๐ฒ๐ถ ๐น๐ช๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ถ๐ ๐น๐ฎ๐ท๐ช๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโฆ
Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
The best show of all time; a show made by Dana Terrace which released in 2020. The Owl House is the best Disney show of all time, and is just great.
Person A: Hey, do you want to watch The Owl House with me tonight?
Person B: OF COURSE! THE OWL HOUSE (TOH) IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!
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The Owl house is a gay show also I ship lumity. B.E.L.L.O.S humans are the fucking best - Danny Motta
Person 1: have you seen the Owl house? Person 2: I'm an otter with a dark side. Person 3: Little miss perfect
E-mail received after typical work hours.
"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"
A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.