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A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.
"Man, urine extractors kind of hurt."
Like a toilet that hangs off a wall in mens public restrooms, they can be singular or a trough and can be porcelain or metal and you stand up to use it
The urinal is overflowing with piss
A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party
disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten
At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”
Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS
A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"