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1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).
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sick as town in california bay area. great beaches and great overall vibe. everyone smokes weed and partys all night. santa cruz is surf city!! the slugs (ucsc students) and tourists are laaaame. Santa cruz high is a good high school where everyone gets baked at lunch.
me: i grew up in santa cruz
person: you mean The santa cruz?
me: yes?
person: i heard santa cruz was the best place in the world
me: you heard right
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The biggest present your children will ever get
Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick
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Heaven compare to the impoverish streets of insane DIEGO .Rich people
that will take off their shirts for poor people so the can live A place of compassion ,hope,and service is well demostrated Santa Barbara is the Mainland version of Maui, Hawaii. There
is no place in the United States like this Paradise.
I was stuck in Santa Barbara for 4 years I feel like a pauper with a Princess appetite The surf is Rad at Rincon
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used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.
'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'
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A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.
She's a dear santa
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A pedophile who visits children on Christmas
Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!
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