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A puke virgin is someone who hasn't ever puked after drinking till today. Puke Virginity is lost when you ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) puke for the first time after drinking too much alcohol. Applicable to beer(water) too, but only if you're less than 18 years of age, you pussy. Applicable to wine if you haven't hit puberty yet.
In short it is also referred to as PV. PVs can be lost only once in a lifetime.
Bro 1: Dude, I've never puked after drinking so much. EVERRRRRRRRRR !!!!
My capacity is as big as my calves are, just look at these monsters of beauty.
Bro 2: Hell YEAHHHH !!.
Bro 1: *Pukes like a 2nd grader after drinking too much milk* *puke x 4*
Bro 2: WoaHHH, You totes lost your puke virginity bro.
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Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Villager: I've got this. I've chugged 2 cows in 30 seconds before.
Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Villager: *pukes into glass* Here's your kingfisher.
Bro x: Dude, he totes lost his puke virginity.
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The Virginity Loophole
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
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A term most commonly used on Facebook and MySpace.
When you're the first person to write on somebody's wall or comment on someone's profile; therefore reaping them of their virginity of that said wall or profile.
On Nicky's wall...
Courtney wrote on Nov. 2:
WALL VIRGINITY RAPED!
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A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.
After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".
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One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
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A talent or skill rendering those possessing it a likely virgin.
Guy 1: Whoah, that geek speaks Klingon.
Guy 2: Now that's a virgin talent.
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yeah im a proud virgin, don't see why people get clowned for that shit these days like how you getting clowned for not being a hoe 💀💀💀
When you see nothing wrong with being a virgin. Nothing wrong with not being a hoe. Shoo virgin.