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When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
What's that smell?
Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)
2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
A cellular device also known as a Mohammed Abusbeih
answer your iPhone 5s
What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.
Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.
The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
2👍 2👎
I picked up the iPhone 16 pro max and it's better than any lagdroid.
5👍 3👎