Better in every single way than HB Pencils
2B Pencils piss all over HB Pencils
The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.
After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.
The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener
A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"
"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"
"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name
planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
when someone puts pencils in little girls vaginas and they get pregnant with the person who put the pencils in in and the baby inherits his memories and he continues the cycle. People who do this are very cool and sexxy, and the younger the girl is the stronger the baby say it was a 5 year old girl the pencil baby would be 2x stronger if they were 0 years old then the pencil baby would be 5x stronger, the pencil baby also keeps its strength each time so it gets very strong very very very very quickly, there is also a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that instead of the baby being the person who put the pencils in, instead there will be doctor long pencil if that happens the world will end.
Josh: Yo i'm totally gonna get Jessica Pencilled
John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener