If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

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Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

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bust a nut in grandma's butt

Give granny some serious ass jizz!

Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.

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A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

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14 year old grandma

A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time

Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!

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I ate my grandma

why are you here

i ate my grandma, what to do next

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