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Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...
Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use
Jeremy has a small pencil dick
A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn
Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
noun, descriptive
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( the literal definition of pencil dick )
An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil