two up two down

Name/hand signal for the great state of Virginia. Put two fingers up and two fingers down to represent the V A.

G-Wheezy: "Ey yo, where you from hoss?"
B-Hyphy: "You know I represent two up two down for life."
G-Wheezy: "I know thats right."

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put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

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one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

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Two in the poo, two in the goo

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.

Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner

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Two Turnin' Two Burnin'

1. In older times (40's-50's) a term for dogfights/airplane combat. 'Two turnin'' refers to the propellers, and 'two burning'' refers to the two machine guns affixed to the plane.

Two Turnin' Two Burnin', and flack so thick you can walk on it.

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Two trucks

A great song by lemon demon about two trucks having sex

Did you just hear that Dominick was jerking off in class to two trucks?

Two Trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford Tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop
1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
Two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body
Like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)