drinks from the straw

term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.

Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.

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Jeremy From School

Jeremy is a faggot that beats his dick in class and thinks that doing so is cool and also walks around the class telling everyone to spit out their gum and thinks that he is in charge but really everybody hates him

Jeremy: (Beating his dick) Ohhh Ohhh yeah OMG out teacher is so hot
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!

Elizabeth from Knoxville

A female so utterly convinced of the correctness of her position, even when that position includes violating federal law, that she is completely dumbfounded when she encounters resistance to her conduct.

Elizabeth: "I got maced! I got like a foot inside and they PUSHED ME OUT and THEY MACED ME!"

Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"

Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"

friend from highschool

A guy I used to fuck.

Oh he's just a friend from highschool.

away from tab

When a person is away from an online conversation, but still at the computer browsing the internet. Similar to afk.

Person 1: hey why havnt you replyed yet?
Person 2: whoops sorry i was away from tab on reddit.

person1: away from tab, browsing imgur.

Jude from tdk

Jude from tdk is an admin who has tude. He is known to do trophy flashes and boost 8 times. Jude from tdk enjoys spending time gambling with his blob and not showing his multi.

Shadow Empress: Congrats on Admin Jude from tdk, I wish I were as cool as you.

From cocaine to rogaine

Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)

Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!