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Selective Ignorance

the practice of selectively ignoring distracting, irrelevant, or otherwise unnecessary information received, such as e-mails, news reports, etc.

We’re in a world of infinite interruption and infinite minutia. Practice ‘selective ignorance’—you don’t need to know and follow everything.

by DeepDishGamer July 14, 2014

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selective PMT

When your girlfriend is nice to everyone else bar you whilst on her period

Jane went from crying and wanting to kill me to resembling Mother Theresa as soon as her friend phoned, I put this down to her selective PMT

by howard1976 June 6, 2014


Selective Slut

1. (noun) Similar to a Pocket Slut, a selective slut, acts slutty, sexually uninhibited, and loose, but only to entice the guys she's attracted to. She'll wear tight clothes, talk and act skanky, and dance like a ho, trying to get attention, but gets offended when guys she's not interested in (ugly guys) hit on her as well. A selective slut apparently doesn't understand that her actions effect all guys, not just the ones she's interested in. When a hot guy takes notice of her, he's being "responsive to her sex appeal". When an ugly guy takes notice of her, he's a "leering pervert".

2.(verb) A girl "selective sluts" a man when she acts overtly sexual towards him, but turns off her charms as soon as someone else is watching... usually.

1. Phil: "I tried hitting on that girl in the red, the one with the skirt so short her panties are showing, and she told me to fuck off, all bitchy and shit. Damn!"
Craig: "Yeah. She's a selective slut that one. If you were tall dark and handsome with a flashy car, she'd be all over you."

2. Janie: "I was tryna to selective slut that hot guy from Automotive, all bending over, stretching, and moaning and shit in the break room, but fuckin' Eddie from plumbing kept coming in and interuppting!"
Danielle: "Shitty! But who cares what Eddie thinks. Just keep going next time."
Janie: "I don't want Eddie hitting on me! He's gross!"

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

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selective walking

Another word for stalking. Usually use by the stalker to make it sound like there not stalking.

'dude, stop stalking me'
'im not stalking you, i prefer to call it selective walking'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

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natural selection

A user made mod by Flayra for half life, who set up his own company with the reputation he gained from it
Involves two teams, the Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines) Who battle it out on base building, or combat maps. They gain upgrades and become more powerful

Has a large fan based community with many user made levels.

Dammit, im bored...Im gonna go play natural selection

Natural Selection Kicks ass

Natural Selection is much better than Counter Strike

by Wrin April 21, 2004

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Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.

God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!

by verbusaccidentibus February 7, 2010

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chicken selects

Finger-shaped chicken nuggets, normally deep-fried

I bought some McDonald's chicken selects and they were hard.

by Saints February 28, 2005

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