Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!
Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.
Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.
When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.
“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”
Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.
Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.
Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.