Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.
Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!
The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap
Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record
When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone
The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body
Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush
Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl
Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap
A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.