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The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.
"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."
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when you take a crap so big (and possibly painful,) it's like you had a baby in the toilet.
When John came back from the restaurant bathroom, he told us that he had delivered a bowel baby.
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When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.
"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"
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A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.
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a gay man, especially of Latin American decent
God youre such a bowel conquistador!
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