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Dick Diaper

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

by funkngonuts January 14, 2019


muzzle diaper

Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.

You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.

by YAWA June 15, 2020


diaper stacker

A soft plastic or cloth bag shaped nursery item equipped with a clothes hanger, used for storing babies diapers in. Diaper stackers are most often gingham in design and colour.

Two large diaper stackers were hung up inside the closet of the baby's room.

In our house I used two diaper stackers, one for cloth diapers, and the other for rubber pants.

The mother I used to babysit for kept all of her children's cloth diapers neatly folded, and in a yellow vinyl diaper stacker.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 11, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diaper liner

A soft paper like, or fabric sheet used to line the inside of a baby's diaper with. Diaper liners are mainly used with cloth diapers, but can be used with disposable diapers as well. Diaper liners help prevent excessive soiling of diapers, particularly cloth diapers, eliminating the need for thorough rinsing and soaking after changing, while at the same time helping to provide a protective barrier between babies tender skin and the wet or soiled diapers, reducing the incidence of diaper rash.

Before putting the clean cloth diaper on my son, I placed a diaper liner inside the cloth diaper.

All of the babies in the dayhome wore cloth diapers with diaper liners and rubber pants.

My friend uses diaper liners on her children.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 28, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


diaper lines

The outline and shape of diapers showing through from under outer clothing being worn over top of the diapers. The tell tale sign and indication that diapers are being worn. Diaper lines, the outline of bulky diapers.

Several of the children at the birthday party displayed diaper lines.

Even through the baby's baggy pyjama bottoms, visible diaper lines could be seen.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 25, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


spit diaper

A partial facemask put on prisoners who have a nasty tendency to spit or hawk loogies at the arresting officer(s), courtroom inhabitants (judge, bailiff, prosecuting attorneys, jury members, court reporter, etc.), prison employees, and so on. Spit diapers fit relatively tightly over the mouth & nose of the offending spitter, and are fastened to the face with thin elastic bands that fit around the ears.

Eduardo kept spitting at the cops, so they gave him a spit diaper right after he had his mugshot.

by Telephony October 29, 2015


face diaper

another name for the popular yet negligibly useful mask worn during the COVID-19 pandemic including homemade cloth and even crocheted versions.

I'm not wearing one of these pointless face diapers any longer. I don't have COVID and it would blow right through anyway.

by wordmaker1122 May 25, 2020

201๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž