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A joint or maybe even a blunt. Light up and prepare for lift off.
Yo roll up that Paper Plane and lets take off right quick.
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An aircraft of diminutive size in comparison to most commercial aircraft in which every slight bit of turbluence can be felt. Also, you can feel it lean to one side if there happens to be at least one obese person sitting on one side in the midst of average sized passengers.
I hate flying to montana! The only planes that fly out there are those muthafuckin bitch planes!
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A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!
Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.
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Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".
Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-
Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
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A Plane Letter is a letter that many teens write to each other. You can only open them when you get on the plane (or car) to your vacation destination. These may contain inside jokes between the two of you, or games (e.g. wordsearches etc.) made by the person to occupy you during the journey. The world goes crazy on the last day of school when everybody is making plane letters for each other.
May: "Can you write me a plane letter? I'm going to China on Sunday."
Dean: "Sure!"
-On the plane-
Dear May,
Have an amazing time in China, I'm going to miss you so much!! Remember the time we attempted at making those cookies - what a disaster!! I know it's going to be a long flight, so I made you a wordsearch and loads of other games!
See you at school, Dean xxx
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An exceptionally putrid bowel movement. Typically liquid faeces, as on the British Airways flight forced to turn around because of a "smelly poo" on board in March 2015.
Biohazard warning! I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Someone's sprayed a Plane Turner all over the place.
The person you are assigned to sit next to on an airplane.
My plane neighbor, on my flight to Dublin, was weird as hell. They clapped when the plane landed. I hope I have a more normal plane neighbor on my flight back.