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A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.
I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.
A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
Is anyone coming over tonight?
Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.
exercising as i like to call it
i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks
A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub
Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night