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The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.
I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!
๐ต๐.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.๐๐ต
Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.
Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!
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Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.
1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.
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When your counting down to a Dick Appointment/sex
Canโt wait to see Joe in two weeks for Dickmass
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1. a complete and utter moron.
2.a fool amongst his people.
3.a dickless person.
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That special time of year for the sluts and baddies all over the world.
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐ ๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐ ๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY ๐ฆ๐๐ DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ผ