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When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.
Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!
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The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
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An individual that masturbates at an instant.
Luis is an Instabator at dinner.
"I never saw that abbreviation before."
Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
person 1: iswydt
person 2: instab
1: huh?
2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
1: huh?
2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."
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When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.
My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.
The combination of the words; Instant + debates. To have a short term debate or discussion on the platform instabates.com
At Instabates.com, we believe in the power of anonymous debate to foster dialogue, challenge perspectives, and build understanding. Our platform provides a dynamic space where users can engage in instant debates, chat with others, share stories, news, confessions, urgent information, secret sales, discounts on items, new album releases, and much more. With our innovative points and badge system, we aim to enhance the user experience, making every interaction rewarding and enjoyable.
I am an expert instabater who won many instabates on instabates.com
"I never saw that abbreviation before."
Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
person 1: iswydt
person 2: instab
1: huh?
2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
1: huh?
2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."