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During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.
The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.
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"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."
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Nose gold that hangs from the bottom of a desk in an office environment. May sometimes be found forming on the walls of cubicles. Formed regardless of whether a spectator is present. Sometimes contains trace amounts of fecal matter and/or ball cheese. Typically removed from the human nasal cavity, just shy of the brain, by stubby fingers.
After scratching his taint in front of an innocent bystander, Owen picked some nose gold and decided it would be a good idea to add to his stalactite farm under his cubicle desk.
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A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
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Boobs that hang down to waist-level.
After his weight-loss surgery, his manboobs deflated and became stalactits.
A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.
I pulled out some of my butt hair trying to remove the stalactites I've accumulated.
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Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.