Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

Chernobyling

Excreting one's "toxic sludge" all over a female of european descent, whether it be facial, oral, or otherwise in nature.

"yo im looking forward to chernobyling olga tonight, dude!"
"me too, bro!"

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chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.

"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."

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Chernobyled

/cher-no-biled/

Noun

1. The act of being around someone so radioactive that they litteraly make you mutilated by just being around them.

1. Person A : That kid is ugly as fuck
Person B : Watch out we may get chernobyled

Chernobylize

To destroy or ruin something

"When I grow up I will Chernobylize the world"

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

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Chernobyl

When someone releases so much toxic air through flatulence that it rivals the nuclear disaster at Chernobyl.
Can be abbreviated as “Committing a Cherny”

“Yo last night, Nick was worse then Chernobyl after that Chinese food”

“If you keep committing a Cherny while we’re in this locked room, we might all die”

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