iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

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iPoned

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

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iPone

iPone (or iP0ne) is what you do to other people when they find out you have an iPhone (i.e. The best phone in the world)

Brian: Check out my new Nokia 6230i- it cost me £850 and it's totally like a spy phone or something.
Larry: Oh yeah? Well I have an iPhone, the greatest phone in the world!!!
Brian: aw man, I'm such a n00bz0r.
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In the above example, Brian got iPoned

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ipon

when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.

dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!

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