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SMV

Acronym for Sexual Market Value.

When a person is seen in public with an attractive and charming partner, their SMV goes up, meaning they become more attractive to other potential partners.

by MsLi January 14, 2006

2086πŸ‘ 213πŸ‘Ž


SMV

Sexual Market Value. Usually assigned to women on a 0-10 scale, based mostly on physical appearance. In a population it tends to be on a bell curve, where most women are 4, 5, 6, 7 with very few being 1-2/10 and few being 8-10/10.

Her SMV is a 4 out of 9, she's a typical "49er"...

by Jaguar Noir April 26, 2020

65πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


SMV

Sexual marketplace value: Attempts to quantify something as nuanced as human interaction and attraction into a product like object on a 10 point scale or graph, based on little to no evidence, and if there are any they’re usually cherrypicked to fit dumb preconceived notions. Like the adage goes β€œAll models are wrong, but some are useful” and this ain’t even useful.

Often times to circlejerk with fellow vapid/hedonistic manchildren or susceptible dumb teens coping with their empty lives and personal relations, often on internet forums where rotting in holes are common, many of which are self made

Ligma male: bro shes like a 5.3412 on the smv scale, these gaddam hypergamy females. I just paid a man on steroids to tell me this for $60 a month or got brainwashed by influencers/grifters with infinite scroll algorithms

Non autist: shut up nerd

by Perc750 September 11, 2022

36πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


SMV

Sim music video. Like an AMV, but made with The Sims machinima

I prefer SMV to AMV.

by cshin9 March 21, 2013

82πŸ‘ 204πŸ‘Ž


SMV

Soccer Mom Van. Similar to Suv.

Hey, you see that Smv drive by? That soccer mom was milf!

by Coop Cooper December 31, 2007

55πŸ‘ 351πŸ‘Ž


SMV

Kort voor "stop me vol"

"Omg, deze pasta is zo lekker stop me vol (SMV)"

by mamamorn December 17, 2022

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


smv

suck my vagina
if you are male you would say smd for suck my dick

fuck you....oh yeah SMV!!!
Fuck you....oh yeah SMD!!!

by Ben jam in December 13, 2005

166πŸ‘ 1005πŸ‘Ž