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Fats Mcgee is somebody with an incredibly overweight body and a seemingly small head, but is actually able to be an extremely fast and agile person with a laser rocket arm.
My cat got stuck in a tree the other day, but thankfully a Fats Mcgee saved it.
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A word for someone that is so fat and obese that they can't see past their rolls of blubber
ie: greedy bastard!!
You are one fat cunt, who ate all the pies?
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a fat bitch is one of them nasty hoes wearing them half shirts up in the club and their gut be hanging out with no shame. They need to stop shaking that stretch mark ass before they get a heart attack.
even them old ass hoes trying to hang out at clubs they need to give that wrinkled pussy a face lift. they still be doing them ancient dances. the fuck you thinking fatbitch??? you need to go and bury yourself to solve your midlife crisis!
The fuck that fat bitch doing? exercising? she need to stop clapping with them burgers in her hands. dang, shes making a mess.
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When an overweight male has an irregularly large penis that is highly sought after by women seeking extreme lovin.
1. "Dude all the ladys want Dillons Fat Cock"
2. "She totally wants your Fat Cock in her mouth."
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When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.
"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"
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A derivative of "fact-checking" when applied to the large inventory of fiction spouted by a fat-headed political candidate.
Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016
"Of course my opponent can't say whatever he likes, but please know we will be fat-checking, uh, fact-checking his assertions."
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Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!
Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
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